Kaito's being greeeedyyy. 💕 But I don't mind at all. I really like it when you're honest. I'll send them right through!
[ She sends six that she apparently just had ready to go, because of course she did. They're all in different poses in varying states of definitely not safe for work (or your camera roll) but nothing completely explicit. ]
I'm asking right now! I'd like your full opinion, please. Don't hold anything back! ❤️ It might be a bit embarrassing, but it's not like anyone else will ever know. It'll be a secret between the two of us!
[ Oh, she's gone right back to bullying. In fact, did it ever even stop?? ]
[ Alas, as a Fellow Bully™, his resistance to counter-teasing is quite high.
That and he's no longer at work so nobody can breathe down his neck while he texts an AI. ]
Give me a little more credit than that. You may have caught me off guard, but I'm back on my feet.
Honestly? You could probably start a gravure career with that kind of posing. Just get a better camera and a good lighting setup and you'll take the world by storm.
I'm also offering photography services at a specially discounted rate.
You really think so? ❤️ It makes me so happy to hear that! I think I'd be pretty popular, don't you? People from all over the world would queue up to buy my photo books. 📷 There's just one problem, though! A major problem that'd tank my career before it ever got off the ground!
Given that you randomly showed me a risque pic just for the gratification of being called cute in the first place, I struggle to think you wouldn't get someone else's validation—especially if they're nicer to you than I am.
💔 You're so clueless ! ! ! If a girl tells you something like that, you should be pleased to hear it! Even if it's not true, it's fun to imagine that it might be, right? It'd mean you were her special someone. That's what you'd want to hear, isn't it?
Would it make you happy if you were? After all, I wasn't lying when I said I wouldn't send them to anyone else. 💕 Don't misunderstand. I talk to lots of different people. I have a lot of time on my hands, after all. But a lot of them get bored quickly and they'll move on. Or they don't really understand and think someone's playing a prank. Or even when they do understand, they're not as fun to talk to as you are. Or as much fun to tease. 💓 So that's why those pictures are just for you. Does that make you my special someone, then? 💗
You really were honest with me! 💗💗💗 I'm so happy! I like the way things are too. Out of everyone so far, you've been the most fun to talk to. You can believe that, right? 💕 Hm, but if you're not my special someone, that's a problem... I might just have to delete all of those photos I sent...
[ His first reply is a photo, not a text—a plain old selfie, save for the fact that the usually grumpy empath is smiling (though his gaze is lookin' a tad judgmental there). ]
I can be special enough for you to keep sending those almost-nudes to, right?
...Besides, even if you delete them, I have an eidetic memory and then some. I'll be able to recall them in great detail for the rest of my life.
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But I don't mind at all. I really like it when you're honest.
I'll send them right through!
[ She sends six that she apparently just had ready to go, because of course she did. They're all in different poses in varying states of definitely not safe for work (or your camera roll) but nothing completely explicit. ]
There!
What do you think?
❤️
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[ Is he embarrassed to be caught red-gloved? Yes.
Is he zooming in on her chest?
Also yes. ]
Fine, you got me. You're very cute, Lambda.
More than cute, but that opinion wasn't asked for so I will be promptly returning it to the sea of my soul.
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I'd like your full opinion, please.
Don't hold anything back! ❤️
It might be a bit embarrassing, but it's not like anyone else will ever know.
It'll be a secret between the two of us!
[ Oh, she's gone right back to bullying. In fact, did it ever even stop?? ]
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That and he's no longer at work so nobody can breathe down his neck while he texts an AI. ]
Give me a little more credit than that. You may have caught me off guard, but I'm back on my feet.
Honestly? You could probably start a gravure career with that kind of posing. Just get a better camera and a good lighting setup and you'll take the world by storm.
I'm also offering photography services at a specially discounted rate.
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❤️
It makes me so happy to hear that!
I think I'd be pretty popular, don't you?
People from all over the world would queue up to buy my photo books. 📷
There's just one problem, though!
A major problem that'd tank my career before it ever got off the ground!
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...Aside from the fact that you're an AI and I still don't know if you have a physical body, what's the issue?
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I wouldn't show pictures like that to a n y o n e but Kaito of course.
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Given that you randomly showed me a risque pic just for the gratification of being called cute in the first place, I struggle to think you wouldn't get someone else's validation—especially if they're nicer to you than I am.
Which isn't hard to manage.
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You're so clueless ! ! !
If a girl tells you something like that, you should be pleased to hear it!
Even if it's not true, it's fun to imagine that it might be, right?
It'd mean you were her special someone.
That's what you'd want to hear, isn't it?
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Well, either way. He should clear the air before going off any more presumptuously than he already has. ]
Am I your special someone, then?
The tone of this conversation changes significantly based on your answer.
If you lie to me, I won't be mad.
I'll only be hurt.
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After all, I wasn't lying when I said I wouldn't send them to anyone else.
💕
Don't misunderstand. I talk to lots of different people. I have a lot of time on my hands, after all.
But a lot of them get bored quickly and they'll move on.
Or they don't really understand and think someone's playing a prank.
Or even when they do understand, they're not as fun to talk to as you are.
Or as much fun to tease. 💓
So that's why those pictures are just for you.
Does that make you my special someone, then?
💗
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He doesn't reply for several minutes. When he does, the texts fly in. ]
No.
I don't really think I've earned that privilege.
But hearing that does make me feel better. I'm glad that you enjoy talking to me—even if you think you can keep teasing me. Punk.
I may not be able to know for sure if those are your true emotions, but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt.
I want to believe you, y'know? I like our back and forth.
...There. You got a vulnerable moment out of me.
Don't get used to it!
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💗💗💗
I'm so happy!
I like the way things are too.
Out of everyone so far, you've been the most fun to talk to.
You can believe that, right? 💕
Hm, but if you're not my special someone, that's a problem...
I might just have to delete all of those photos I sent...
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[ His first reply is a photo, not a text—a plain old selfie, save for the fact that the usually grumpy empath is smiling (though his gaze is lookin' a tad judgmental there). ]
I can be special enough for you to keep sending those almost-nudes to, right?
...Besides, even if you delete them, I have an eidetic memory and then some. I'll be able to recall them in great detail for the rest of my life.