Luckily for us, you're not in politics and we aren't rivals.
[ And without further ado, Kaito takes a swig straight from the bottle. What was the point of all that showing off?!
He produces another bottle with his free hand and holds it out for her to take. ]
Relatively speaking, soju lands somewhere in between cheap beers and hard liquor when it comes to potency. If that translates to being like water for you, I should have a few bottles of vodka on hand.
[ Alix's nose scrunches up as she drains her glass before accepting the bottle he gives her, delaying a sullen reply just to be petty. ]
Hmph. Debatable.
[ Rivals. More like a constant game of cat and mouse. She's lost count how many times he's given her the slip, almost entirely because she lacks any means to give chase when he abuses his little toilet bowl portal to escape. It is - in her professional opinion - horseshit of the highest order. ]
Most everything is like water to me, so it hardly matters. This will do just fine.
[ Look, it could be worse. He could just stand in front of her and use his liquid transformation to endlessly escape capture and avoid being wounded by stabs.
At least they're both getting exercise when he runs away! And regardless, he's having fun. ]
If you drink like a fish, how the hell do you still manage to get smashed? I want what you're having. Haven't been properly drunk in what feels like ages.
[ Or just drop her in a lake and gtfo as she slogs across the bottom of it to get back out, whatever works. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]
That was a once in a blue moon event. [ Alix forgoes the fancy bottlecap removal shenanigans and just cracks that sucker open the old fashioned way. Cheers. ] Partial reanimation works for me, doubt it'll work for you.
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[ And without further ado, Kaito takes a swig straight from the bottle. What was the point of all that showing off?!
He produces another bottle with his free hand and holds it out for her to take. ]
Relatively speaking, soju lands somewhere in between cheap beers and hard liquor when it comes to potency. If that translates to being like water for you, I should have a few bottles of vodka on hand.
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Hmph. Debatable.
[ Rivals. More like a constant game of cat and mouse. She's lost count how many times he's given her the slip, almost entirely because she lacks any means to give chase when he abuses his little toilet bowl portal to escape. It is - in her professional opinion - horseshit of the highest order. ]
Most everything is like water to me, so it hardly matters. This will do just fine.
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At least they're both getting exercise when he runs away! And regardless, he's having fun. ]
If you drink like a fish, how the hell do you still manage to get smashed? I want what you're having. Haven't been properly drunk in what feels like ages.
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That was a once in a blue moon event. [ Alix forgoes the fancy bottlecap removal shenanigans and just cracks that sucker open the old fashioned way. Cheers. ] Partial reanimation works for me, doubt it'll work for you.